RSS: Live Noon News Feed 5-11-2013: HEADLINE DASHBOARDS TO DESKTOPS.COM: TAZ TEXTING DEVIL CAPTURED!
D2D’s Don Weaver in an unprecedented marketing PR stunt has captured the infamous and illusive “Taz”, “The evil texting and driving devil” as seen in this photo taken during the capture. To capture the Tasmanian Texting Terror, Weaver had to convert the Armada’ 3D guitar sized platform unit by modifying and adding a ghostbuster positron collider to the Armada’. Weaver, with his trusty blue tick hound “Red”, tracked down the wiley one and ruthlessly captured the Texting Taz. “This picture and Taz’s capture has been fueled by an effort to put to rest RIP Taz’s reckless legacy of the evil texting and driving scenario intertwined unjustifiably to our D2D line up. Taz’s text and drive type correlation has inaccurately depicted the otherwise spotless D2D haloed, desk and drive, safety thru convenience functionality and efficiency mantra that we are promoting”, said Weaver.
“Our D2D is just a desktop and nothing remotely comparable to the irresponsible act of the text and drive Tasmanian Devil’s out there with the smart phones and the tiny touch screens”, Weaver succinctly stated as he turned over Taz to authorities. To compare Taz’s text and drive to our D2D desk and drive is akin to comparing fire to water. Our D2D water can extinguish some of those texting fires if used responsibly. D2D quickly and easily converts otherwise useless vehicular space into useful functional convenient effective safe space. Our platform placement within any vehicle allows for all platform’s or gadgetry’s placements to be in comfortable retrievable easily conveniently viewable safely accessible vehicular space. We are the platform for all platforms”, Weaver boldly proclaimed. “Or, just a place to rest your lunch”, he quipped as he plopped down his sandwich on the desktop next to his laptop.
“Distracted Driving is as bad as Taz’s text and drive. Drive Responsibly. This ain’t rockets. Our D2D is a tool. Tools used properly can make life better”, Weaver concluded upon leaving the jailhouse where the captured Taz will be detained without bond.
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Welcome to Dashboards to Desktops.com. Where the typically sculpted single-use "throw something against the windshield till you get home" dashboard space is quickly and easily converted into multiple-function decorative desktop space. Customized for each individual!
Great for Contractors, Realtors, Cabbies, or any Service-type business. Great for any mobile business which would benefit from computer work done on the spot in the vehicle… also works great as just a place to rest your lunch...
wait is over! Train crossings, Traffic jambs, Draw Bridges, Drive
thru's, Traffic lights, School Buses, Don't just wait anymore! Get it
on with a desktop! No more wasted time!
Guaranteed satisfaction! Once bitten you will be smitten!
Our D to D Desktop does not take up passenger seat like most of the "others". I say "others" loosely, as in our competitors. Similar but completely different products. Either the "linkage" based as seen in police vehicles or the grey bulky looking plastic molded "milk crate" type secured with seat belt and completely occupying the passenger seat with all its "Bulk". And the "others" all place their work area and or desk area uncomfortably low resulting in a miserable viewing angle and way too far off on the passenger side by far resulting in "kinked" neck pains from turning sideways for more than a few seconds uncomfortably. Don't believe the "Hype"! Our pictured decorative functional Desktops illustrated above and below do not have any of those viewing issues, our view is clear as a bell! We have pictured the medium sized Desktops in the Explorer Sport and the Mercury Comet convertible and then we go to the large-sized Desktops in the VW Beetle and Nissan Versa! Can be reduced in size or increased in size or configurations of any kind could be sculpted to fit most any vehicle or owner parameters. Removes to trunk or back seat in seconds. No installation required. Each unit is based on your specifications with our structural designs to clear the vertical plane of the dashboard into the passanger compartment. "We" usually design the dashboard area of the desktop up to the windshield in conjunction with your needs and designs. If you want a 16" x 14" desk area to have as flat for flippable device than we would base our structural designs from the edge of the dashboard to the windshield based on your design needs and then fabricate the desktop. There is no limit to the designs, proximity or otherwise. If you want to go to the store immediately, and forego the rest of the verbiage, click shop.dashboardstodesktops.com! There is not that much more print, however, and we do have a few things to clarify if you have the inclination. Both from safety concerns and other. Thank you in advance for your time!
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